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Yo. Big man ting, did you tell your friends you love them, today?
If youβre reading this tweet, text someone, anyone.
Youβll prolly make their night.
#PeaceAndLove
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**Parody Account** Indescribable ... #ManchesterUnited #TeamStMarysBananaChips #CelestialSoundSystem #iHateSoca #MoBay
- My sisterβs name is Diamond. When my son sings βtwinkle, twinkle little starβ, and he gets to the part that says βlike a diamond in the skyβ, he says βlike an aunty in the skyβ.
- They did the Nature Valley crumbs thing... I raise you a patty crumbs thing.
00:00 - Replying to @Don_Segxi and @lib_BAEReally quick thought. If a cop is scared and thinks he needs to have his hand on his weapon whenever he pulls someone over because he has a βfamilyβ or whatever, maybe being a cop isnβt the right job for him.
- βWhatβs the hardest part about school?β βThe concrete.β
00:00 - βDaddy, when I grow up, Iβm going to have a big belly, just like you!β Soooo, gym tomorrow, yeah?
- Replying to @stephxghostIβd call my bank and dispute the charge.
- Nobody: Caribbean women: "Attitude is a must"... Or whatever Koffee said.
- In McDonaldβs today, and a white kid asked if I had $1. I took out my wad of cash, and gave him $2. He said βthank you, I really do appreciate it.β You know, I stood there for 3 extra seconds waiting on someone to ask why I did it, and then hand me $1000. Lolol.
- Replying to @gabwaugh_My dad brought all of us to school & picked us up. Mom wasn't allowed to do it cuz dad said she didn't know how. He packed the lunches, & shuttled us all to our extra curricular activities. He sat in the parking lot the first time we went clubbing @ Margaritaville, just in case.
- Replying to @thepornroom_They kept their draws on. STDs can't cross the border. Everyone knows that.
- This is so cool. Only thing we can see from Jamaica is fuckery.View of Saint Lucia from Saint Vincent and the Grenadines courtesy Lennox Lampkin
