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@Pocket2u
I Promise You I Can Spell | SVP of the ‘So I’ve Heard’ Committee | Don’t Take Me Seriously - It’s All Nonsense Here | Nostalgia Merchant | 🪨📄✂️
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    @Pocket2u
    Oct 6, 2022
    Never ever do a good deed if you’re going to hold someone to ransom for it or throw it in their face.
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    @Pocket2u
    Oct 6, 2025
    Someone’s selling a Co-op sign on Vinted 🤣😂
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    @Pocket2u
    Sep 29, 2025
    Replying to @StevyTweets
    Every time I see this I laugh. So dumb but real 😂🤣
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    @Pocket2u
    May 1, 2024
    “Let’s be guided” is one of my favourite phrases 🤣
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    @Pocket2u
    Mar 31, 2025
    Let me get the foil lined shopping bags out. I’ve had enough.
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    ___D 🇯🇲
    @_Unknown_He
    Mar 31, 2025
    I'm sorry what?!!
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    @Pocket2u
    Sep 20, 2025
    I could be wrong Jack. But you do appear to be walking on said footpath in your video? Unless I’ve got the wrong and you’re floating….
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    Jack Jewell
    @JackxJewell
    Sep 19, 2025
    This is Kings Cross in London. Are footpaths not for walking? 🤔
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    🇰🇷Pocket🇰🇷
    @Pocket2u
    May 17, 2023
    Guys, I’m tired. I don’t wanna be an independent woman anymore. I need a man to pay for me simply existing.
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    @Pocket2u
    Oct 29, 2025
    Not sure if anyone has seen, but Vodaphone and EE are crediting back phone charges for data usage, calls and texts in Jamaica. Might be helpful x
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    @Pocket2u
    Nov 13, 2022
    I’ll be honest, I had no idea what direction this was going 🤣
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    🇰🇷Pocket🇰🇷
    @Pocket2u
    Nov 2, 2025
    The 1p Saving Challenge is now in the £3 realm 🫡
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    @Pocket2u
    Sep 16, 2022
    Replying to @CarlosWavey
    She’s 20?! 20?! Aging like milk 😬
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    @Pocket2u
    May 31, 2024
    Replying to @CiTheGoonerxx
    Aaaay! Love this for you. Need to find the same in M&S lol
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    🇰🇷Pocket🇰🇷
    @Pocket2u
    May 22, 2024
    I don’t know why people think men say yes to every bit of fanny that comes their way.
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    @Pocket2u
    Sep 26, 2022
    Replying to @BigJamzLdn and @JamzLnd
    Nope. Brits are the optimum of moan moan moan but do nothing, tolerate it and be miserable. Then blame the minorities.

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