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I’d meet prime Ray Lewis in the A gap before I let my girl go to a Halloween frat party with her rack hanging out
Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev
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Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev
@Poonslayer_12
Coors Banquet drinker | Alex Jones Follower | Travis Tritt #1 listener | Washed up linebacker (white) | VP of Lizard Lick Towing | Richie Incognito fan | Thers
South Cackalacky, USA
Joined March 2023
- Random girl just scratched my back while she was walking by in the bar. Thanks mommy
- Blasted some Ukrainian box last night and it was unbelievable. Send them whatever foreign aid they need!!!!
- “Yeah so lookin at it bro we’re gonna need to get at least 10,000 of those”
- Replying to @Poonslayer_12Would like to emphasize that I am a retired fraternity man
- This is how successful businessmen are made. Thanks for wasting 2 months of my time and an assload of money in dates and trips! 👍🏼
- 5 year high school reunion this weekend. Gonna get blackout and tell my ex I still love her. Updates otw
- Replying to @Clayton69BigsbyClayton, it’s what’s on the inside that matters. High level IQ play. Godspeed and go dawgs
- Drinking liquor and looking at chicks like this tonight
- Replying to @benthecoolsPenji, I own the game brother
- Little brother has been blowing chunks since 9am and the old lady is NOT happy about it. “I just don’t understand why he has to get so wasted all the time to the point he can’t get out of the bed.” All things considered I think he’s getting a pass on Thanksgiving lunch
- Having my morning coffee with a side of white privilege. Guess who I voted for?
