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Slarty Bartfast
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Slarty Bartfast
@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
Eternally tired woman
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Born January 1
Joined January 2018
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Apr 15, 2021
    My attempt at photographing my sleeping cat
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Jan 31, 2025
    Stirring a jar of milk wasn’t the oppressive bit. It was the whole being entirely dependent on a person who could beat you, rape you and leave you at any time while never being able to earn your own money or vote that was more of an issue.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Apr 15, 2025
    Asking a neighbour for some sugar is a completely normal interaction.
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    David Santa Carla 🦇
    @TheOnlyDSC
    Apr 14, 2025
    Name another group of people this entitled…
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Mar 13, 2025
    My bloody mother, caught rowing AGAIN when she’s supposed to be on full bedrest.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    May 21, 2024
    I don’t have words to describe how much I hate this husband. Let her have one thing without mum guilt.
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    Ella acordó con su marido que le esperaría al final en la meta ya que ella quería llegar con sus hijos pero no esperaba quedar 1°, su marido no sabía nada hasta más tarde que ella le informó. "Mi mayor apoyo es mi marido" "el mundo está enfadado, enfermo y eso me preocupa" revistamarieclaire.globo.com/retratos/notic…
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Dec 19, 2024
    I told my builder that I wanted my bathroom to look like The Ministry of Magic and not only was he completely unfazed, he managed to make it look exactly how I imagined.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Sep 5, 2025
    This woman was raped and gave the police 7 minutes of video footage of her begging him to stop, crying that he was hurting her and putting his hand over her mouth to muffle her screams. They didn’t act until she posted the video on TikTok and he’s now been released on bail in her
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Jul 10, 2024
    Almost all the comments in this post are saying she did the guy a favour. Seriously, brides don’t generally want to get their make up, dress and hair ruined because the groom thinks it’s funny to smash cake in her face. If you’re planning on doing that at least check with her
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    Rothmus 🏴
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    Jul 10, 2024
    Cringe
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Oct 7, 2024
    I am absolutely crying at this clip from what is apparently an actual drama about NYC firefighters and not a comedy series.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Feb 8, 2023
    I’m such a fucking wet wipe. A bloke was just trying to break into my car when I walked back to it and I said “excuse me, sorry, I think that’s my car” 😭
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    May 30, 2025
    One of the few games that has a female main character and a man is being eyed to play her. Such progress.
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    May 29, 2025
    Hunter Schafer is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ film (via: @DanielRPK)
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @ThePosieParker
    The ‘I know you can hear me’ and ‘I know you’re in there’ definitely isn’t normal and I wouldn’t answer the door in those circumstances. Asking a neighbour for some sugar is totally normal, though.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    Apr 30, 2024
    I have the same reaction to men wearing clothing that looks like it’s designed to fit a 12 year old.
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    Slarty Bartfast
    @Poppy_yyyyyyyy
    May 21, 2024
    Replying to @_Just__Ice_
    What’s wrong with that? Wives and mothers are still people with hobbies, jobs and interests.
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