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@Pops__o
So normal and yet so odd. Now with added nonsense at shorturl.at/5qRHf
Oxford, UK
Born June 19
Joined September 2011
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    @Pops__o
    Jun 22, 2024
    I live opposite a park and I’ve just had two teenagers knock on my door and ask if they can order pizza to my address as they can’t to the park. So lovely and polite, a credit to their parents and of course, I said it was no problem. Shame that I’ll eat their pizza though…
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    Jun 22, 2024
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    Just stood at the gate to the park and shouted PIZZA like I’m their mum 😂
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    @Pops__o
    Jun 17, 2024
    At George Orwell’s grave yesterday an American lady asked us how, if he died in 1940 (not the worst bit of this story), did he write a book in 1984…
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    @Pops__o
    Jun 19, 2022
    Today is my birthday, I am 46. Old but lit
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    @Pops__o
    Jun 6, 2024
    I’ve defrosted freezers quicker
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    @Pops__o
    Jan 23, 2022
    You should wife me up for my roast potatoes alone
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    @Pops__o
    Dec 14, 2020
    After the most hellish 12 days and the very worst experience of my life, I have been given the best early Christmas present possible. Today my youngest son was given the all clear for cancer, I can breathe again and give my poor lucky pants, that I’ve worn each day, a break
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    @Pops__o
    Nov 20, 2022
    I was in an abusive relationship where I was told that I was ugly, unattractive and nobody else would ever want me. I believed those words and hated myself and how I looked. It’s taken me years to know I am none of those things, if I want to celebrate that on twitter, then I will
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    @Pops__o
    Nov 16, 2019
    Twitter, is this dress too short for a woman of my age (43) to wear to a party? I fucking love it btw *fastens seatbelt, puts on crash helmet and dons Teflon suit for the nasty replies*
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    @Pops__o
    Oct 11, 2022
    I told a fella I fancied him last night and he replied with 4 cry laughing emojis, so I’ve come to twitter for validation that I’m not an ugly cunt
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    @Pops__o
    Jul 15, 2021
    I grew up in a time of baggy jeans, curtain hairstyles, Vauxhall Novas, Astra GTEs, Class A drugs, Class A music, no social media, no mobile phones and I wouldn’t change any of it, I had the time of my life
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    @Pops__o
    Aug 6, 2022
    I’ve just had a cry because I’m happy. I don’t have a massive group of friends or a boyfriend and I’m not rich and I’m not particularly successful, but what I do have is an amazing family and a small group of special people in my life that I adore. That’s more than enough for me
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    Mar 29, 2019
    Daughter bought the wrong colour fake tan, she is out tonight, I think I’m actually going to wet myself laughing, this is hilarious
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    Mar 22, 2020
    These people saying that in a lockdown how clean their house will be, how their garden is going to be so well maintained, I thought I’d be one of those people, but if the last 5 days are anything to go by, I’m going to be living in my own filth whilst staring out the window