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Dairy Garcia 🥛
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horrible ATS NFL25. Finance. sports, music, bullshit. gambling. Centrist. apple butter toast is nice. #BBN #WSMFP #BearDown #tDB #FlyTheW
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2011
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Feb 5, 2025
    Replying to @BigChromie
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @FentVenables
    You’re there now! Sorry about your dad getting laid off
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    May 27, 2025
    Replying to @805jus
    The “what I’m gone eat” AFTER 48 oysters is seared in my brain
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Dec 29, 2024
    “My girlfriend can’t get a good night of rest?”
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Feb 13, 2025
    The coolest thing about Chicago is that the dumbest leftists from across the country all move here, and think they know what’s best for the city. “Actually it’s okay if large businesses leave if I don’t like them”
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    H Kapp-Klote
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    Feb 12, 2025
    In 2023, United's gross emissions were ~ 49.4 million tons of CO₂ but sure ok
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
    @PoweredByComedy
    Jan 14, 2025
    What’d you take college algebra in the fall? Couldn’t test out of it?
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  • This movie didn’t know if it wanted to be a serial killer silence of the lambs type or possession devil exorcist movie so it side fuck it let’s be both.
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Nov 17, 2022
    Replying to @MattyEmDog and @johnsummit
    Drug addicts
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @trouble_man90
    Do you not remember 2020 primary? She’ll drop out before Iowa again.
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Aug 11, 2024
    Replying to @VladTheInflator
    Do they not beat ass in Europe?
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Feb 5, 2025
    Replying to @gldivittorio
    “You didn’t care about Gaza so I voted for the worst outcome”
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
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    Jan 1, 2025
    Replying to @rubythevalley
    We need a 2024 compilation of the dumbest Aaron Rodgers moments
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    Dairy Garcia 🥛
    @PoweredByComedy
    Feb 11, 2023
    Replying to @iUsedToBeADuck
    Enlisting in the military in your late 20s
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