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Sebastian Alvarez
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Sebastian Alvarez
@ProRumpShaker
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Joined June 2023
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 4, 2025
    Something the SEC can’t even fathom
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    1.2M
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @androidmorrow
    Imagine sweating your dick off 24/7. I can’t!
    35K
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @LightningQueeb
    Laps around you bud. 1v 1 me in knee hockey
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Probably dirt. Guys think they’re gritty. I’d rather tuck some pucks in the back of the net than tuck my second cousin
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    Sebastian Alvarez
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    Aug 8, 2023
    Replying to @saljoeqmurr
    I’m not a hateful person. But this made me start being one
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @BurnerCam87805
    Little bit of sunshine involved in the best scenic place on earth
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Like an Oasis. Nother look at the pond that people are missing out on. #BIG10
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    You’re a healthy scratch bud. Muzzle up
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Nothing better than an out of town hockey tourney at Breezy Point. Wish everybody could enjoy that bliss. Try recreating that feeling every day (will never achieve it)
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Happy Hungday! Start with the most important meal of the day
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @Oprahsidenigga1
    Lockerbox me fag
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @tlaw2shifty
    Teaching him a thing or two on the pondy. know the Russians train by fighting bears but I think he’ll learn some moves from a certified 3rd liner who loves reliving his highschool days
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @j_twizzzy
    Ain’t that right eh?
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    Sebastian Alvarez
    @ProRumpShaker
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @lancemcdonald84
    Pouring one out for the fellow southerners who are missing out on the beauty of the north. Will do Steezer
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