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ProfessorMeowMeow
@Prof_MeowMeow
ā€¢šŸ”žšŸ”žšŸ”ž • Struggling (F)artist • No Group Affiliation • Dime-a-dozen Millennial Nerd • Outapocket Social Commentator • Probable Undiagosed Severe ADHD Autist
Joined February 2024
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @bunnycyclops
    At first I thought it was dad & son and I was like that's cute. But a girl? Think I'd need reliable data that'd be hard and disturbing to collect, which is like, how many dads have or repress physical attraction to their biological daughters. It'd be uncomfortable but useful.
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @KrissuKissi
    I think it's context sensitive, but the important thing is thai men (and other sane queerfolk) who feel like and express as women aren't trying to wage psychological warfare with the world and its scientific communities, etc. It's arguably what matters most about it all.
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @NapoleonBonabot
    Oh my god that was no sarcasm the most engrossing skit I've seen in a while. The long uncut stare SENT me
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @suchnerve
    um i think that's just the human condition iirc
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @MarioEmmet
    It's amazing how they were able to animate and voice-act her in a way that shows her concern was zero percent manufactured and natural and sudden. Extremely underrated Disney Film all around and more reason we need to go back to 2d.
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @notghostgum
    Holy shit you're not joking. That reply has layers and deep meaningful misfortune. Definitely feels like it was from a still-socially inept 48 year old or something.
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @NateTalksToYou
    How funny would it be if she was like 300 lbs and his pessimism was just like "Hey look I appreciate it but I'm just not interested" and she's like "I tried I couldn't help him he's lost in his hate šŸ’”"
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Mar 15, 2025
    Replying to @uncle_deluge
    A billion dollar idea could be for clubs and parties to have no-camera policies. Official clubs could check ppl at the door with detectors and temporarily lock up their phones. Informal parties could just have honor codes and shun people seen pulling out their phone inside.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 5, 2025
    Replying to @TedLogan1010
    If you also rearrange 'Jesus' you can sort of make what looks like a weiner
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 14, 2025
    Replying to @spargles
    Dude I'm a 39 yr old virgin man, very much into women, and I have yet to even come close to wanting to hurt strangers because of it. I enjoy being alive and playing video games and cranking it to smut comics between the grind. There are worse ways to live everyone's gonna be OK
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @1highklass and @lucawya
    Before I understood d*** size I once made a joke in front of two my buddies about someone having a "humble six-point-fiver" and they were both visibly shook. I was planning on clarifying with them years later 6.5 was huge, to heal any trauma, but they're each happily married now.
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @cuntstain69
    SHEriel killer heeheehee
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Dec 29, 2024
    Replying to @DiRico_Rants
    The first obvious problems with this image are: 1) It's an anime character about realistic standards and 2) she is clearly drawn to look like a 9 out of 10
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    ProfessorMeowMeow
    @Prof_MeowMeow
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @equine__dentist
    being too fat genuinely f*cks up everything so you have to start with it. It's like how a psychiatrist won't perscribe you antidepressants until you stop being an alcoholic
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