New albums released today that you should be listening to:
Warning - Rituals Of Shame
Gold Spire - Steps Into Shadow
Blood Mother - Blood Mother
My full “Best Of 2026” playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/5QBop…
Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.
Kash Patel every time a crime happens: “Have you checked the bullets? There’s probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!”
"Hell yeah Trump got impeached looks like he's finally out of office!"
*Deletes tweet*
*2 minutes later*
"Wow none of you know what impeachment means the senate still has to vote before he's removed from office go take a college course"
When we say America is a deeply evil and fascist country, the liberals who post stuff like “the south deserves those hurricanes” and “I hope the Muslims that voted third party get deported” are also part of that