Dog: Ashley, I REALLY don’t think that’s mine. He looks nothing like me!
Cat: Kevin, how dare you! He’s a spitting image of you! Now, reach out and pet him like this so he can bond with his daddy.
Absolutely UNHINGED college football decals from days or yore.🧵:
If your mascot isn’t snapping your rival mascot’s leg or gnawing on bones from his carcass, you really have to question their dedication.