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- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy them for you? Of course she did. Who else would have? All right, Simpson. You win this round. #Simpsons
- Relax, honey, no one's ever been killed by a T-shirt cannon.
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00:32Favorite post-golden era simpsons joke? I’ll start: - Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou. #TheSimpsons
- And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog. Homer, this is a cemetery. Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here! Woo-hoo! What do you do, follow my husband around? Lady, he's putting my kids through college. #Simpsons
- Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's… A Simpson. #Simpsons
GIF - I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right. #TheSimpsons
- Oh, Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield. Yes, but the records only go back to 1978... when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away. #TheSimpsons
- Greetings, Homer. Hey, Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia? Uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. #TheSimpsons
- Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. #TheSimpsons
- Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou. #TheSimpsons
- Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name? I don't know… #Simpsons
