A couple of weeks ago Barry Cryer rang me up and, as he often did, signed off by sharing a joke.
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there" says the woman. "
Ben Preston
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- Replying to @RTBenPreston"He told me to fuck off," says the husand. "Oh no," replies the wife, "Now we'll never know". And then Barry cackled with delight because he’d told the gag to a real Bishop - who’d roared with laughter. And nothing made Barry happier than that. #ripbarrycryer
- Replying to @RTBenPreston" Go and see if it is,” she adds. The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury. "Fuck off," says the man. The husband crosses back to his wife who asks "What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?"
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