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Randy Treibel
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Randy Treibel
@RandyTreibel
Your favorite COO's favorite CEO. Falso sangre azul. Exercising Jester's privilege. Highest rated Trustpilot business. I will call your father
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vinceron.com
Joined May 2008
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Nov 19, 2025
    If your whole position in any discussion is pointing out the worst people or the worst argument, you don't have a position. You have a need to be seen as right.
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Jul 15, 2023
    Replying to @PopCrave
    Things like this aren't coincidence. Your siblings grow up with you and witness or experience your behavior.
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    May 1, 2023
    Replying to @Goodtweet_man
    Anyone who has kids knows that kids crave highly engaged play, rough or otherwise. Kids don’t care if they taken 100 Ls. If they knock dad down one time, it feels like they won the lotto.
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  • If I get that fat, please shame me into losing weight
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    May 19, 2023
    The funniest joke here was the phone In the ocean. It’s clear Z can’t take a joke
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Oct 30, 2024
    Replying to @sadlifeebro
    Your insurance stop covering your therapy?
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  • She keeps getting hotter
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    May 11, 2025
    Replying to @hwjohnston7
    You sold two more books than me. Keep hustling, King.
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    May 17, 2025
    Replying to @W_B_Rick
    If she was shorter, she'd be flipping burgers.
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  • If you ask me, it was intentional.
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    May 24, 2025
    Replying to @rats7
    Tiles are great for doing small pieces of art
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Jun 9, 2025
    Replying to @LAFC
    This you?
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Apr 22, 2024
    Replying to @datepsych
    They speak calmly, simply, and eloquently without ostentatious language. They understand concepts in a fluid/fractal knowledge way.
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    Randy Treibel
    @RandyTreibel
    Aug 8, 2023
    Replying to @Jason
    5-10 packages per hour. Bless your heart. More like 50-100
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