Kate Melvin
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Kate Melvin
@RealKateMelvin
True Crime Junkie. Where southern charm and sarcasm collide. Funny, Autistic, and Wife. No DM'S or porn. SATIRE
North Carolina, USA
cash.app/$KWMelvin
Joined January 2025
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 16, 2025
    I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @tieyournumbers
    Somewhere in between 🀣
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @stirssumup
    Are you interested?
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Aug 22, 2025
    Me after eating a whole bag of them walmart radioactive shrimp.
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 17, 2025
    Replying to @wattreach and @dictionaryhill
    Omg
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Aug 5, 2025
    Y'all my Mom just walked into my house with her laptop asking how to delete emails....10,000 of them. I'm on beer 3.
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 17, 2025
    Replying to @JonLehman17
    So you would get some attention.
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @PkSimms
    Especially considering his career. 😣
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    May 27, 2025
    Y'all, today is my Dad's 76th birthday. I would love for everyone to like this so when he gets home I can send him this and make his day! Tysm in advance. Love ya! πŸ€—πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ€£
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    Kate Melvin
    @RealKateMelvin
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @AfterDinnerCo
    πŸ˜†πŸ€£
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