I just found out my husband thought White Claws were energy drinks and he's been drinking one on the way to work every day.
True Crime Junkie. Where southern charm and sarcasm collide. Funny, Autistic, and Wife. No DM'S or porn. SATIRE
- Me after eating a whole bag of them walmart radioactive shrimp.
- Y'all my Mom just walked into my house with her laptop asking how to delete emails....10,000 of them. I'm on beer 3.
- Y'all, today is my Dad's 76th birthday. I would love for everyone to like this so when he gets home I can send him this and make his day! Tysm in advance. Love ya! π€πΊπΈπ€£


