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Fake Wizard
@RealLifeFakeWiz
Co-Host of Friday Night Tights, Culture Crossfire, The Pro Show, and Saturday Night Hypnosis Create, Innovate, Inspire, and Cancel Disney+
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Aug 1, 2025
    Doesn’t anyone think it’s, perhaps, slightly convenient that this censorship catastrophe is happening in multiple countries, across multiple mediums, with regard to many corporations, banks, and cultures… all at the same time? Just me?
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Apr 21, 2025
    If the Oblivion Remaster doesn’t have this… I don’t want it.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Jun 8, 2025
    "It's just Mario Kart..." It was NEVER going to be JUST Mario Kart. If you bought the Switch 2, this is on you. This franchise isn't even worth $50 bucks.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Oct 18, 2025
    Pokémon fans - they are legitimately selling you slop, are fully aware of it, and maximizing profits into the sun. Does it smell like burnt toast in here?
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Aug 26, 2025
    Replying to @CrackerBarrel
    You spent $700 million dollars on branding work that a 2nd grader who cant tie his shoes could have done. Fire your CEO. Fire your entire marketing staff. Fire the intern who posted this tweet.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Sep 11, 2025
    Hey @SuckerPunchProd Fire this Dev. Make an example of them. You can do it. Do it.
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    Grummz
    @Grummz
    Sep 11, 2025
    Suckerpunch Senior Dev celebrates Charlie Kirk's death. Ghost of Yotei is dead to me now. @SuckerPunchProd
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    May 1, 2025
    Digital Games are NOT impacted by Tariffs, bruh. $80 games have nothing to do with Tariffs on China. WAKE UP!
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Oct 20, 2025
    Pokemon fans—keep the pressure on Nintendo, Game Freak, and TPC. If you want Pokemon and Nintendo to innovate, the ONLY way is to speak with your wallet. 40% FEWER units sold than PLA is incredible, and I hope these numbers are proven true moving forward. You deserve MORE.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Oct 27, 2025
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    kay.
    @farkingfangirl
    Oct 26, 2025
    Hot take, but the people who claim Star Wars is dead are the same people who killed it. Maybe if you didn’t screech at the presence of Black characters on your screen, or bitch and moan at sharing spaces with women, creativity wouldn’t be stifled. This is literally your fault.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Jun 9, 2025
    "Oh, it's Inflation raising game prices." Yeah, no. Expedition 33 is $50 and was released like 8 weeks ago. It's one of the greatest games I've ever played. And it cost $50 bucks. $80 for Mario Kart and Outer Worlds 2 is PURE GREED.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    May 23, 2025
    Lilo and Stitch 2025 summarized: Ohana means family, unless you get to go to college to be a Marine Biologist, in which case, dump your family on the government and your neighbors. Disney hates you and your family too.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Oct 1, 2025
    Replying to @FalconTheHero
    "It's inflation." "It's tariffs." No, it's corporate greed and profitability. I hope you're compensated well for bootlicking.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Oct 27, 2025
    Awww boo hoo, Microsoft Is the “muh capitalism is bad” simulator tanking? “~Capitalism is Bad~”… published by the richest company in the world. Everyone involved deserves the largest L.
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    Pirat_Nation 🔴
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    @Pirat_Nation
    Oct 27, 2025
    The Outer Worlds 2's pre-release is currently doing worse than Avowed's.
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    Fake Wizard
    @RealLifeFakeWiz
    Sep 10, 2025
    Replying to @LeadingReport
    He was assassinated. He didn’t just “pass.”
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