Rick Reilly
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Rick Reilly
@ReillyRick
Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, speaker, wanna be lounge pianist.
Just so you know, Arnold Palmer did not like Trump. He hated golf cheats. "If a guy is going to cheat you on the golf course," he told me once, "he's going to cheat you in business." He'd seen Trump cheat like a six-year-old playing Monopoly and wanted nothing to do w him.- Will Smith isn't tough. Chris Rock is tough. He gets sucker slapped by a brooding egoist and then never even TOUCHES his face. Doesn't leave, doesn't lose it, doesn't hold a presser, simply carries on flawlessly, for the sake of the next winner. Amazing.
- To my Trump friends: He's lying to you. Violent crime is down, not up. Inflation is down, not up. Economic growth is up last 2 qtrs. Stock market is way, way up. Immigrants aren't evil. They take the jobs we don't want, buy products + fuel the economy. Don't believe a liar.
- So you know, it's NEVER legal for your caddy to drop a ball. YOU can drop one, but never on a green. And since this was a full-score event, its not legal for Trump to drag the ball into the hole. No, no, never. Our president is a f*cking golf cheat.Another caddy caught dropping a golf ball for Trump. This time it was at Bedminster. This footage is from Saturday, the day the White House announced Trump won the “2025 Men’s Senior Club Championship.”
00:00 - Donald Trump just got very, very old.
- Oh. I can help you. It's all the constant lying, bullying, business fraud, sex assaults and staggering ignorance.I will never in my life understand why people hate this man.
- You want weird? When playing golf, Trump parks on tees, gives himself 5 footers + kicks opponents' balls into bunkers. His caddies tee him up in the rough. He shoots 85 but writes down 73, which makes him the tourney winner. His brain can't process loss. That's f-ing weird.
- Dear @MAGA Ask yourself why ... -The only other living Republican POTUS didn't endorse Trump. -The only 2 living Republican VPs didn't endorse Trump. --2 of the only 3 living Republican sec. of state didn't. They're trying to tell you: Trump isn't a Republican. He's poison.
- Call us if you ever win one on a course you DONT own and operate.
- Highlights of Trump's 23 "championships"... *wins 12 while being only entrant *wins a 2-day tourney despite only playing 1 *wins one in FL while he's in North Korea *wins one in NJ while he's playing in Philly. (Called in his score.) The man cheats like a 6-y-o at Monopoly.
- REALLY? THAT'S AMAZING, SIR! CONGRATS TO YOU, THE CADDIES WHO KICK YOUR BALL OUT OF THE ROUGH, THE STOOLIES WHO LET YOU WIN OR GET THROWN OUT OF THE CLUB, THE SPINELESS PRO AT YOUR CLUB WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET FIRED, AND THE 100S OF FEET OF GIMMIES YOU GIVE YOURSELF! BRAVO!
- Trump made a crazy statement today and ... isn't it wonderful not to have to care?
- Every day Trump doesn't concede keeps the country from concentrating on the plague that's an inferno right now. What kind of monster puts his ego ahead of people dying? #TrumpLiesAmericansDie
