**BREAKING** Derek Chauvin verdict:
GUILTY 2nd Degree Murder
GUILTY 3rd Degree Murder
GUILTY 2nd Degree Manslaughter
Rena Sarigianopoulos
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Rena Sarigianopoulos
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- Someone asked me if I was pregnant today. The answer is no…I just like cake. I’ve decided that unless a woman is actively in labor…you should shut your face.
- Me, standing in Panera: “Excuse me, is my order ready yet?” (Shows employee order on phone) Employee: “You ordered from Noodles and Company.” 🤦🏻♀️ Good. Lord. Monday.
- My friend sent me this pic taken by Austrian photographer Dick van Duijn...and now there is nothing you can do to ruin my day.
- Gas station pumps should not be allowed to ask if you want a car wash or receipt when the temperature falls below freezing.
- Should you wonder why it matters to you a half-world away...watch this video.
- Reese’s Pieces are superior to plain M&M’s. This is a hill I’m willing to die on.
- Marriage is listening to your husband describe, in painstaking detail, the @culvers butter burger he had two days ago for lunch.
- I just took off one pair of stretchy pants that I wore today to put on another pair of stretchy pants for bed. And instead of feeling bad, I feel like I won Saturday.
- My husband just said “Take on Me” by a-ha was a terrible video. 😱 do I file papers on him right now??
- My husband just told me he’s getting me nachos and cash for Christmas. Honestly, I hope he’s not joking.
- I'll admit that sobbing into a tub of ice cream while drinking wine and eating chips won't solve this...but it does sound pretty damn good right now.
- My husband and I are apparently in the “text each other from another room in the house because we’re so lazy” phase of our relationship. It was a good run honey. A good run.
- He fought cancer once and has used his life since to fight cancer for everyone else. He’s as tough as they come but can still use your prayers.I never thought I’d ever say this again about me - but I have cancer, again. This time prostate cancer. 20 years ago it was Hodgkin’s Disease. I’ve often said Cancer doesn’t care who you are or who you love. The road ahead won’t be easy but my plan is to go 2-for-2!
