When to take pee breaks when you attend “Avengers: Endgame”:
1. Five minutes before the movie begins.
2. Immediately after the movie ends.
You’re welcome.
Richard Roeper
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Podcast: "The Movie of Your Life with Richard Roeper." Entertainment and Culture contributor, NBC 5 Chicago. Contributor to RogerEbert.com
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