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The Right King Todd
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The Right King Todd
@RightKingTodd
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
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Joined September 2022
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    The Right King Todd
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    Jun 9
    I should stop, not stopping
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    The Right King Todd
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    Aug 3, 2024
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    The Right King Todd
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    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    His work is done, he can leave now
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Feb 13, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    That guy is now cuddling up to a dude name Troy, and feels much better about things
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Aug 9, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    Her only crime was that she didn’t film it, upload it to the internet, and issue a warning to pedos everywhere, but bravo anyway
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Aug 19, 2024
    Replying to @TheFigen_
    Now, let's see them parallel park a car
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Jan 15, 2025
    Replying to @TiffanyFong
    In about 20 years or so, someone will find out that this was their mother
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Feb 23, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    Realizing you are not the center of all existence is something 2-year-olds learn. Hard when you're 25.
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    Bro's faith will be tested when he discovers that his gf has bigger balls than him
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Mar 15, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    I'm not a hateful person, but I would recruit a team of vigilantes, hire private investigators, and spend evry minute of my life harassing this dude and his family until he ended up in the psych ward, in jail, or worse, just sayin
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Aug 25, 2024
    Replying to @alphafox
    Now he has to walk all the way back up with no shoes, haha loser
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Aug 24, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    >They grow angry and pump up the dial to 100 > "Harder, please" > I die sad, wishing for one more
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Oct 14, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    Boomers see Millennials as entitled pussies Millennials see Boomers are stingy, greedy A-Holes Gen Xers think they're both fake and gay, and should STFU since nothing matters anyway
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Apr 5, 2024
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    That is $155 worth of diabetes and obesity
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    The Right King Todd
    @RightKingTodd
    Oct 15, 2024
    Replying to @TristanSnell
    Such a lie. There were two medical emergences in the crowd. Trump was improvising. Why are Democrats such lying pieces of sh*t?
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