PinnedRoboMattias@RoboMattiasApr 18, 2016So... Does hugging a robot count as tech support?28286060324324
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasApr 20, 2017WHY ARE THEY CALLED THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS INSTEAD OF "THE TIN COMMANDMENTS"2525490490885885
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasAug 26, 2020Replying to @exoalter @bobodogfaceboy and @megkmagFrom Wikipedia: “Photograph from 1892 of a pile of American bison skulls in Detroit (MI) waiting to be ground for fertilizer or charcoal.”1414297297
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasFeb 25, 2019If you’re a REAL pet then go and get microchipped, you cowards992929118118
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasAug 23, 2017Replying to @talleyelash and @andreuswolfWhen you're the only one in your friend group who isn't into the kink but you're supportive and go to their kink events anyway1188111111
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasJun 3, 2018Friend level 7: I'm eating with your parents; would you care to join us?103103
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasMay 26, 2019Replying to @DecoyWolff and @steampunkdroxOne Million Moms are wrong11118282
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasOct 1, 2019Replying to @Pillowdillo“Is his house made of flesh, or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.”11337878
RoboMattias@RoboMattiasJun 21, 2019Honestly? One of the best things about the furry fandom is the porn. No matter what you’re into you can find someone who draws it. And if you can’t, you can commission someone to make it. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN BESPOKE, TAILOR-MADE PORN.3313135959