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I have written a play. I am in the play. I am beyond excited.
Please come see it, at @KingsHeadThtr May 13th-6th June.
Tickets : kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/chu...
Rosie Holt
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Rosie Holt
@RosieisaHolt
Not an MP • Also on insta & bluesky, this place has gone to the dogz. • Buy my book: lnk.to/WhyWeWereRight… • Rep: @schapmantalent
- Thrilled to say I now have the backing of 100 MPs. I will put the country first and deliver stability and return confidence. I can't give any details of how I would do this because I am putting the country first and not details.
- MP says people should get a better job such as “a banker” to protect themselves from cost of living surge
00:00 - MP explains how mini-budget & trickle down economics is like “watering a garden. Selectively”
00:00 - “We need someone who is willing to speak the authentic truth - I could be your next Prime Minister.”
00:00 - MP’s wife defends husband’s fear of female Dr Who turning men to crime:
00:00 - So, when 12 people vote in the middle of the jungle for someone else they are living in the jungle with to eat an ostrich’s anus and stop representing their citizens for three weeks and then go back to their constituency, this is now called the Culture Secretary?
- It’s going to end up with just Boris Johnson and Nadine Dorries isn’t it.
- Why aren’t they showing the full Michael Gove interview with the presenter’s reaction at the end?
00:00 - I do not understand why what is going on in Afghanistan is not bigger news. Women now banned from “hearing other women’s voices”
- I have nothing but admiration for this amount of delusionTwo years on. The British economy would be in much better shape if the Mini Budget had been implemented.
00:00 - My fictional MP would like to warmly thank the one, solitary man defending her 🥲
