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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up': fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
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- You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.
- Buy a house with my lunch moneyYou wake up tomorrow and the year is 2005. What do you do?
- Smoking while brushing your teeth is crazymy plans for today.
00:00 - Parking at hospitalswhat should be FREE but isn't?
- me when i don’t even have a free minute
- replied to your story: 😍flirt like a straight man, GO
- living close to ya jobwhat is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
- I like direct depositi like direct people
- I'm too smart for the amount of bad decisions I make.Most painful realization about yourself?
- Those overly religious people are some of the worst people you’ll ever meet .As you got older you realised that what?
- the ship is clearly not sinking why are these idiots in the water
- You don't drive off until you see that person walk into their houseWhat is your most oldhead coded belief?
- the cousin that doesn’t show up anymoreWhat role do you play at family gatherings? 😂
