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When you spend a half an hour looking at the menu and finally agree to just split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
Ryan, Perdido en TX
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
@RyanLostinTX
I like to have fun, I like to laugh. I like meeting people who can make me laugh.
Houston, Texas
Joined March 2009
- I needed to hear this today.Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.
- The 16 year old kid bagging my groceries asked me how my day was going and I said “can’t complain” and he responded “probably wouldn’t do any good if you did” and honestly that kid is a straight shooter with upper management potential written all over him.
- One of the goals on Twitter is to never have your Twitter avatar blown up to full size and posted in response to a tweet you made.
- When you see the server emerge from the kitchen with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two.
- One time I was in a meeting and one of my superiors insinuated that an employee was “smoking cocaine” and when I said that’s impossible they asked me why and I said “you can’t smoke cocaine, you have to turn it into crack first” and I got asked to leave the meeting.
- Just throwing the bones at the screen when the villain appears.If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I’d be happy
- By the age of 30 you should have 5 or 6 sayings that your dad taught you that you just repeat whenever the situation deems it absolutely necessary.
- A guy named John Penis walks into a courthouse and says to the judge “I’m John Penis, and I’m here to change my name” and the judge says “of course, that’s a ridiculous name, what would you like to change your name to?” And the guy says “Steve Penis”
- Me, opening day of Pop-Tart season.
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