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Face adversity, suffer, survive. Now you are stronger
Ryan Gasoline
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Ryan Gasoline
@Ryan_Gasoline
Get rich or try dying. I am not Ryan Gosling
Silicon Valley
Joined August 2020
- I like a classic mom bod, I actually find this attractive
- Replying to @brundolfsmithThat is a honey dipper and 4 of them will be on your porch tomorrow
- The hobbits in Ring of Power are diverse, but not the ones in LOTR, which implies that the hobbits had a really ugly chapter in their history
- Elites don’t want you to know that you can just remove tartar from your own teeth
- Replying to @camlperr and @cam_perraultThat or she did a line in the bathroom
- What’s crazy about sex is that people will do it with a beautiful stranger but not with their ugly friend who has been in love with them for 8 years
- These are the ONLY adult male birthdays where some small ceremony can occur: 18 - adulthood 21 - booze day 25 - car renter 35 - the presidential 65 - el senior 100 - the centurion The others should be briefly noted in your thoughts as you have your morning coffee that day.
- This is the first time I ever saw her as a sexual being, this photographer is talented indeed
- A single man definitely should have female friends, but should not be doing any significant amount of unpaid boyfriend labor
- I had a boss who went to Harvard who was kind of a dimwit. Then he wrote an insanely cringe yet best selling self help book and got rich, and I realized I'm the dimwit
