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- The people in the acting space can tell you about Lulu and her husbandCitizen TVโs Lulu Hassan tours schools in Mombasa as she sets her sights on the Mvita parliamentary seat in 2027!
00:00 - 'We are losing tourists' is the first thing someone can say? Fuck em tourists. It's not safe for Kenyans! Fucking bastards.
- Terrible schools in Kenya. Horrendous hospitals in Kenya. Poor roads and drainage in Kenya. BUT YOOHH!!! The government can offer support to the billionaires of LA. Is this not a mad man?President William Ruto condoles victims of the Los Angeles fires; says Kenya ready to offer support as the US recovers and rebuilds
- Ati because the chick from Runda fell in love with a guy from Githurai its 'Morio and Juliet' ๐๐๐๐๐๐
- But madam kuna video. You just asked him for a pic and he accepted. He did not ask you anything. Kuwa serious.I admit I was a bit starstruck today meeting the legend himself @IdrisElba His one question to me was how can we amplify the stories and voices of young people? My answer? Only he can tell you... It was such a pleasure! #EarthnaSummit2025
- Who should eat the ugali I have cooked, Nigel? WHO??????
- 7 missed calls from my dad and when I call him back he says he wanted to inform me that he brought me 3 pineapples and a watermelon from Busia ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐
- I ask my little cousin what the Friday plan is and he replies, 'Afande please' I'M STANDING RIGHT THERE WITH HIM!!!! Like surely guys, ๐คฃ
- You pardon murderers, pedophiles, rapists.... Then raid a hospital and beat up nurses and patients? Shetani mwenyewe.
Security agents in unmarked cars have been following me wherever I go. They are parking at the entrance of my Nairobi residence, taking note of all my visitors, and they trail me whenever I leave the house, even all the way to my rural home in Nyeri.- Greetings from Dallas, TX ๐บ๐ธ
- Personally, nilidanganya mtu Niko Salon nikampea details zako atume pesa hapo. Ukirudisha utanipeana. Jikaze, tuko na wewe.OFFER TO REFUND WITH TOP UP Good morning. I am grateful for all the support Kenyans have given me. But a time comes when a man must decide whether the nation is worth fighting for. My observation is that most Kenyans have already decided the country they want to live in. I cannot
