When a Facebook posts starts of with “ I bet none of my friends will share this…”, rest assured, I won’t.
Sad Major
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Sad Major
@SadMaj0r
just for fun | a bit of parody mixed with real life | views and opinions are my own
Joined December 2021
- If this tweet gets 1,000 likes, @mikeshothoney will supply me with a year supply of honey. Do your thing Twitter.!
GIF - Any service member who earns an Olympic medal should be authorized to wear that medal in any uniform.
- BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this picture is local military and says it is NOT a drill.
00:45BREAKING NEWS! Military landing in suburban neighbors in Larksper California. Massive military movements being reported in multiple states. Anyone have more info on this, please post below. My contact that sent this video is local military and says it is NOT a drill.Readers added contextThe FAA website shows that a Temporary Flight Restriction (TFR) is issued for a VIP visit in the San Francisco, CA area on 17 June; it will be active from 20 June 0215 UTC to 21 June 1815 UTC. tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/det… - For every like this tweet gets before Monday morning PT, @EODHappyCaptain has agreed to do that many push-ups.
- My wife is so much better looking than me that a grocery store cashier put the checkout divider in the middle of our groceries today.
- A young Staff Officer helping a Senior Military Officer log into a Microsoft Teams Meeting, circa 2022
- If you’re in the military and know excel well, don’t tell anyone…. unless you want extra work of course.What is the best Excel tip someone has ever given you?
- When I retire from the Army, I’m going to open a 24/7 diner and call it Sad Majors. The only thing I’m serving is biscuits with sausage gravy.
- 🚨 BREAKING 🚨: Jeff from the DoD Cyber Awareness Course is now the CEO of Twitter.
- He’s looking for his cyber awareness certificate…Replying to @jason_paladinohe appears to be sitting on his deck reading before surrendering?
- I’m sitting on my porch drinking coffee and this lady who had to be 70 + years old just slowly drove by in a Subaru and flipped me off for no reason lmao. Amazing.
- I’ll eat one Cheez-It for every like this tweet gets.
