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the hotter kenny omega
@SamGreszes
party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him
Chicago
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Mar 7, 2025
    online store is live. get your copy of the best party game ever made now.
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    Die On This Hill
    @Die0nThisHill
    Mar 7, 2025
    hey guess what. you can buy the game i made dieonthishillgame.com
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Feb 25, 2025
    clicking through and realizing this man is not some redditor and is instead the ceo of a global logistics company should radicalize you
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    Ryan Petersen
    @typesfast
    Feb 25, 2025
    Why is this plane not flying in a straight line?
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Jan 4, 2025
    Was worried Twitter had lost its juice and then I saw that we're having discourse about whether it's ableist to tell your bf who thinks he hates tomatoes that his favorite food that he's been eating 3x per week and costs $50 actually has tomatoes in it
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Aug 17, 2022
    So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Oct 17, 2024
    Bro fucking Chanel used to advertise on here. Dior. Lancôme Paris. Burberry.
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Feb 3, 2024
    i am going to scream it until y'all listen. what we know as gamer chairs are literally car seats. a company was trying to sell off a surplus, called them 'gamer chairs', and now we're here. Buy office chairs, unless you're building a sim racer rig. these are not ergonomic!
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Sep 7, 2024
    If someone lost a bag fulla lucky charms at the corner of Addison and Lawndale lmk, I found it
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Apr 18, 2021
    The best part of modern humor is when people just swap a consonant in a random word and that's the joke
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Sep 8, 2024
    it's still here
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Sep 7, 2024
    If someone lost a bag fulla lucky charms at the corner of Addison and Lawndale lmk, I found it
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Feb 26, 2025
    Replying to @alex_valaitis
    Thanks for weighing in Alex! The reason he can't ask is because he is a CEO of a logistics company. This is as embarrassing as a musician posting a picture of a guitar and saying "omg what is this"
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Jan 4, 2025
    Replying to @MickWithAMouth
    Hasn't it already?
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @SamGreszes
    someone in the replies blamed DEI
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Jan 4, 2025
    Replying to @lulnenko
    A catering sized tub of beef and vegetable stew (he won't eat leftovers)
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    the hotter kenny omega
    @SamGreszes
    Jan 4, 2025
    Replying to @SamGreszes
    We're back babyyyyy
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