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Sam Jay
@SamJayComic
Comedian,writer,professional devils advocate,liaison of good times... Salute Me or Shoot Me on @hbo! Tom Brady Roast on @netflix! On tour - Tix ⬇️
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Joined December 2008
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Jul 13, 2024
    Wow this nigga Trump tryna Jessie Smollett us ….
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Apr 14, 2024
    Katt Williams opened a vortex … its been up since
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Apr 26, 2024
    God please keep blessing Unc its really been the only bright light
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    HoodFamousTV
    @HoodFamousTV_
    Apr 25, 2024
    Erica Banks done sampled and put the “I ain’t fresh” man in her new video😭😭
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    .Pt2
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Jan 6, 2021
    If this nigga aint in jail by sunset and Bobby Schmurder aint free by sunrise ...
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Jun 20, 2025
    I miss YALL!!! I was locked out this shit for a min but im back wit the jump off! Do me a favor share this shit one time cause a nigga funny man and I deserve like Momma Dee
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Nov 6, 2024
    Fuck that no latinos can say Nigga no more not Fat Joe Not Noreaga non of yall! Im tired
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    May 4, 2024
    We kept telling Jermaine this shit was about the culture and sport of hip hop and he crazy for bowing out. We was wrong this shit is about a Gemini who don’t know how to stop and a Scorpio who can’t take an L. We may be here forever.
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Jun 27, 2022
    How imma dress when i come to beat @zackfox ass
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Oct 12, 2020
    I remember hearing I got The Half Hour I was sooo thankful and nerve wracked at the same damn time... any ways this is one of my favorite jokes it was the first joke I wrote that felt like a real bit any who watch it or don’t I just wanted to share my feelings
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    Oct 12, 2020
    .@SamJayComic did some research to understand white guys. on.cc.com/33OOyiX
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Jul 21, 2020
    THE OFFICILA TRALIER IS HERE !! I’m happy y’all can’t wait to share this silly ass hour wit y’all !! Trueeeee
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    Netflix Is A Joke
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    Jul 21, 2020
    Life's a trip and @samjaycomic is NOT carrying the bags. Sam Jay: 3 In The Morning premieres August 4th.
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Mar 30, 2022
    Im trying to get dress like i’m in a cult rich
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    Jimmy Kimmel Live
    @JimmyKimmelLive
    Mar 30, 2022
    The wildly talented @DonaldGlover! 🙌
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Sep 7, 2020
    Imagine your whole identity being clubbing so much so that you have to club in a pandemic ...
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    May 4, 2024
    Nigga moving like the British museum
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    Shame works…
    @Ceepz
    May 4, 2024
    Drake collecting Pac's ring, G Unit chain, Pharrell's chains. Gathering all the cultural heirlooms like one coloniser.
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    Sam Jay
    @SamJayComic
    Aug 4, 2020
    It’s heeerrreee yaaalll Jaden we MADE IT !
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