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@SamRC1987
Senior Copyeditor ✏️❌ | Puzzle Solver 🧩 | History Enthusiast 📜 | Avid Reader 📚 | Aspiring Author 🖋️ | Coffee Epicure ☕ | Verified Nerd 🤓 | '90s Kid 🎮📼💾
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    @SamRC1987
    Nov 19, 2022
    If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.
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    @SamRC1987
    Sep 10, 2019
    I'm on WebMD. My funeral will be held Friday. Hope you all can make it.
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    @SamRC1987
    Nov 16, 2022
    No woman has all 5: 1. Good girl. 2. Loves her mama. 3. Loves Jesus. 4. And America, too. 5. Crazy about Elvis.
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    @SamRC1987
    Apr 20, 2022
    Remember when a village just had the one idiot?
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    @SamRC1987
    Jun 7, 2021
    ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🌎📚♥️
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    @SamRC1987
    Dec 11, 2021
    Replying to @LeBatardShow and @Stugotz790
    Heat Sampras over here.
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    @SamRC1987
    Nov 29, 2019
    I'm eating 12 strawberries to cancel out the damage I did yesterday. Shut up. I don't care if it doesn't work that way. Let me believe in something.
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    @SamRC1987
    Nov 5, 2020
    I'm going to pour myself a nice bowl of COUNT Chocula, listen to some COUNTing Crows, and handle some personal acCOUNTing. I hope you got my subtle, subliminal messaging.
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    @SamRC1987
    Mar 27, 2020
    Replying to @StephenKing
    Put a bottle of sanitizer on top of that roll and I'd consider going over there.
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    @SamRC1987
    Jun 22, 2020
    What's the best FICTIONAL band?
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    @SamRC1987
    Mar 5, 2021
    Statistically speaking, somebody on this app has a body in their basement.
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    @SamRC1987
    Feb 11, 2022
    Tonight would have been a Blockbuster night.
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    @SamRC1987
    Apr 20, 2019
    "I totally could live in the 18th century." *Air conditioning turns on and I take a long sip from my Dunkin' iced coffee.* "Ok, maybe not."
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    @SamRC1987
    Nov 23, 2019
    This is as productive as I'm going to be today. I'll take a shot for every "It's not even Thanksgiving yet!" I get.
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