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Samarth Srivastava
@SamarthSri_
Salesforce wizard | Anime-fueled life crisis | F1 | Unsolicited thoughts delivered daily 🤯
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    May 12, 2025
    The crown takes a rest. Thank you idol 👑❤️
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Mar 25, 2025
    Matched with a girl on shaadidotcom and while chatting, she told me how tired she is of men on this app. When I asked her what happened, she said that she matched with a guy a few weeks ago and initially everything was going great. He seemed like a nice person, they met a few
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    May 7, 2025
    Link????🤣🤣
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Aug 19, 2025
    Replying to @aanalonelyfans
    Definitely scoring 30 marks in JEE is more harder than 120 to be in the cut-off list.
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Aug 25, 2025
    Replying to @Harsh_humour
    Basically 7-9 cuz you’ll have to prepare and take rest as well 😅
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    May 7, 2025
    Replying to @zchishtii
    Thoda aur ro le..
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @aaraynsh
    ITC hoga bhai
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    May 20, 2025
    Replying to @getpeid and @tim_cook
    Nothing just an email
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Jul 18, 2025
    Replying to @AravSrinivas
    The perfect template for this
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @Its_Badshah
    Since when did “rather make babies” started translating into “I want her to be mother of my kids” ???
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    Jun 3, 2025
    Replying to @time__square
    Job done:
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    Samarth Srivastava
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    Jul 20, 2025
    if you have to do this then you are uncultured and broke.
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    Abhishek
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    Jul 19, 2025
    the only time we use this app
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @MSBaig12
    Itne mein tumhara desh bik jaayega, trillions spend karne ki zaroorat nahi
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    Samarth Srivastava
    @SamarthSri_
    Apr 21, 2025
    I have no idea how to flirt, so I just speak non sense and hope one of you think I’m cute and then fall in love with me.
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