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Samuel Weeps
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Samuel Weeps
@SamuelWeeps
Up, and at my chamber all the morning and the office doing business, much vexed by woke lefties…..now where did I bury that cheese?🇺🇸🇮🇱🇩🇰🇮🇹⚒️
Dear old Blighty….
Born August 6
Joined December 2021
- Would it be terribly naive of me to wonder if the fact a Muslim “Lord”……who makes substantial donations to the Labour Party and has huge influence and access to the upper echelons of our government…..might have something to do with the two tier policing policy which is now
- Just watched Jennifer Saunders viciously imitating and mocking Nigel Farage personally on Gogglebox…..these two are a perfect match….two peas in a pod…..a very nasty and unpleasant pod….smug and unfunny in real life…..absolutely perfect for @bbccomedy
- It’s fabulous watching this pair talking about the @reformparty_uk election victory. They both look so miserable…..wasps have been swallowed…..the dear old lefty BBC just can’t believe what’s happened….absolutely marvellous to behold.
- It’s all over for me with Charles now……he always wanted to be known as the defender of “ faiths”……he really doesn’t get what horrific behaviour is being endured by his “subjects”. I was born in 1950 during the reign of George VI…… spent most of my life with a fabulous Queen
- No better example of how ridiculous our Honours system is than Nigel Farage being snubbed by the establishment year after year. You can get recognition for appearing on TV baking a cake….but not for working tirelessly for years to ensure your country is an independent
- Dear @Keir_Starmer ……together with our King you repeatedly state that Muslims are making a fabulous and important contribution to British society…..I keep seeing statistics that inform me most Muslims don’t actually work and they live off taxpayer funded benefits. Could you
- This image perfectly captures the horrific state of our country today. For decades weak politicians from both parties have invited and encouraged mass immigration without the support of the constituents who elected them to office. MP’s first obligation is to ensure the safety of
- Just watched a bit of a new BBC series called “Boarders”. Written by a black dramatist…..it tells the story of how appalling the scummy white pupils are at a posh public school….and how wonderful the black scholarship pupils are. I’m so fed up with being portrayed as the evil
- “David Harewood: Actor says the government should apologise for slavery.” Not on your nelly……our country has apologised quite enough….maybe time for Mr Harewood to express his sincere gratitude to the British people and our Royal Navy for everything we have done to end
- I have a suspicion that hundreds of thousands of the Muslims claiming benefits….let’s call it what it really is…….”money for nothing paid for by British taxpayers” are actually driving taxis and Ubers….and not paying any tax….but also not accepting passengers who have a dog.Islam muppets. Hate our flag, but love doing f@ck all sitting on their arses claiming the benefits they love so much. Islam offers Nothing.
- The “asylum seeker”…second from the left…is wearing an Apple Watch….and a wedding ring. (where’s his bride…Ed).This boat isn’t a mercy mission…it’s just like a Viking Ship… they are coming to pillage us for every penny they can get…and we just roll over. The only way to
- Two minutes online shows me I can buy an airline ticket to London from the safe country of Albania for £47. What kind of crazy person argues Albanians who spend £4,000 and dump their passports while paddling here are genuine refugees….@ukhomeoffice staff are weak and complicit.
- Here we go again…..Dublin police chief condemns outrage by the people after a woman and several children were stabbed by an Algerian man as being “a complete lunatic faction driven by far right ideology.” The game is over for you lot mate….we have all wised up…also none of the
