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sami
@Samuelife__
former pro doodle jump player, real CEO of the more than group
Joined April 2020
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Aug 19, 2023
    Replying to @sarahlugor
    this would go HARD in a kids room though. imagine you accidentally made a hole in ur wall as a kid, and u made something like this, little me would be so proud. this guy should fix his wall though.
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    @Samuelife__
    Aug 11, 2022
    they both have hexagons
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Feb 3, 2022
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    the strat is 'manic, prude, sloth' u get minimum 3 letters guaranteed
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Nov 7, 2022
    Replying to @youngtiddy
    no thats the kendrick song, i think its pickle floor piss
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Feb 5, 2023
    Replying to @King_D_Musti and @RedLightning420
    ice spice is born on january 1st 2000 ur not that guy
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Nov 25, 2023
    Replying to @kylie_gender and @cheer_wine
    bro pulled out the thesaurus for this one, i hope u get an A in ur english exam
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    @Samuelife__
    Aug 29, 2025
    Replying to @jojo24s_
    when the initials start sounding like tshirt sizes at primark, we gotta give it a rest
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    @Samuelife__
    Jun 26, 2022
    Replying to @alsooscar and @subtoconnorpls
    who cares its not his job to comment on every issue
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Apr 1, 2023
    ratioed in a minute lmfao
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Sep 5, 2023
    im only eating the straight part of the chameleon
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Feb 3, 2022
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    they dont teach you this in the US education system
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Oct 26, 2025
    Replying to @elsdawg
    most of ft only see women online, they dont talk to them irl they see porn, onlyfans and misogyny online and think that's normal touch grass football twitter. more than
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    @Samuelife__
    Nov 2, 2025
    Replying to @KahunaKome
    in that scenario, pray you have a bag and use it like captain america's shield
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    sami
    @Samuelife__
    Apr 6, 2022
    im sorry for your loss

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