āāYour internet connection is unstable.ā Yeah, so am I, you aināt special.ā āme talking to my computer this afternoon just before suddenly becoming very aware that I was mid-class with my mic on
I told my 9yo son the āI canāt operate on him; heās my sonā riddle the other day, and it went like this:
Me: ā¦so how is that possā
9yo: Itās his mom.
Me: Yeah.
9yo:
Me: Or his other dad, I guess.
9yo: Right.
Me:
9yo: I donāt get how itās a riddle.
I took a professional headshot for my faculty portrait (for the law school website) and then ordered & completed a paint-by-numbers version of it. It is currently in the attic, where Iām waiting for it to take on all my sins. Good news is the pfp hasnāt changed so iām solid
Spoiler alert for todayās NYT Connections. But seriously: what the hell games are three of these? Charades, sure. But werewolf? Thereās a āclassic party gameā called werewolf??
When I die I want to come back as a ghost to haunt my adult childrenās houses, just passive-aggressively turning off lights theyāve left on and pointedly moving their shoes to the shoe cabinet, just heavily sighing the whole time
Law professors, a real kindness you can do for your students: find a way to casually pronounce aloud any terms that might be new to them before they have to say them aloud in front of their peers.