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Sara Warf
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Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Chapel Hill, NC
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    Sara Warf
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    Oct 10, 2020
    ā€œā€˜Your internet connection is unstable.’ Yeah, so am I, you ain’t special.ā€ —me talking to my computer this afternoon just before suddenly becoming very aware that I was mid-class with my mic on
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    Sara Warf
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    Jan 24, 2022
    I love this explanation
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    Sara Warf
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    Aug 22, 2021
    I told my 9yo son the ā€œI can’t operate on him; he’s my sonā€ riddle the other day, and it went like this: Me: …so how is that poss— 9yo: It’s his mom. Me: Yeah. 9yo: Me: Or his other dad, I guess. 9yo: Right. Me: 9yo: I don’t get how it’s a riddle.
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    Sara Warf
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    Nov 3, 2020
    Friends: might I recommend that you Google ā€œsunfishā€ and click over to News
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    Sara Warf
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    Aug 20, 2021
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    Sara Warf
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    Nov 1, 2025
    I took a professional headshot for my faculty portrait (for the law school website) and then ordered & completed a paint-by-numbers version of it. It is currently in the attic, where I’m waiting for it to take on all my sins. Good news is the pfp hasn’t changed so i’m solid
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    Oct 17, 2025
    can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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    Sara Warf
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    May 18, 2024
    Spoiler alert for today’s NYT Connections. But seriously: what the hell games are three of these? Charades, sure. But werewolf? There’s a ā€œclassic party gameā€ called werewolf??
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    Sara Warf
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    Aug 17, 2021
    These sheets come in full, twin, and Simone Biles
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    Sara Warf
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    Aug 17, 2019
    When I die I want to come back as a ghost to haunt my adult children’s houses, just passive-aggressively turning off lights they’ve left on and pointedly moving their shoes to the shoe cabinet, just heavily sighing the whole time
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    Sara Warf
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    May 30, 2021
    Just needed to make sure everyone knows what a baby flamingo looks like
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    Sara Warf
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    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @kosherSamwich
    Saving this one šŸ˜‚
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    Sara Warf
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    Sep 3, 2022
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    Sara Warf
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    Aug 18, 2020
    Law professors, a real kindness you can do for your students: find a way to casually pronounce aloud any terms that might be new to them before they have to say them aloud in front of their peers.
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    Sara Warf
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    Mar 30, 2022
    Friends: I gotta tell you about what our students did. Buckle up. It is amazing. 🧵

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