My first boyfriend gave a speech at my birthday party and said โhereโs to many more birthdays together!โ and broke up with me the next morning ๐ญ
sweetesttaboo ๐ต๐ธ
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sweetesttaboo ๐ต๐ธ
@SarahJayWard
bearing witness to our time
Joined May 2018
- Mind you, itโs only Tuesday.
- Youโre not going to believe thisโฆ๐ญItโs always fucking Monday yoh ๐ญ
- You see what Iโm saying???Itโs always fucking Monday yoh ๐ญ
- Okay but can we talk about the withdrawals that come with no longer speaking to a person you spoke to every single day? ๐ญ
- My friend went on a first date on Valentineโs and she is getting married this Friday. I LOVE THIS
- Iโve tasted employment. Iโve tasted unemployment. I recommend generational wealth.
- Oh to dress up and drink silly pretty overpriced cocktails with my sexy friends
- The weekend is not enough. I need the world to END.
- TikTok is such a great platform because I can learn to cook, be delulu, plan my wedding or find out Iโve been doing my makeup wrong. Such a versatile babe!
- When Zayn said โitโs a paradise, itโs a war zoneโ, he was talking about my twenties.
- I donโt even know what to say anymore.Itโs always fucking Monday yoh ๐ญ
- The sluttiest thing a man can be is intelligent ๐ญ๐ซฆ
