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SARAH SQUIRM
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SARAH SQUIRM
@SarahSquirm
๐ชฑ ๐ Sarah Squirm: ๐๐๐๐ + ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐! on hbo ๐ง
- well-actuallyโing the mother of his โchildโ, moments after childbirth ...
- not only did a BARELY comprehend the assignment, but i didnโt even attend the class, got expelled from the school and am starving from how much i didnโt ate
00:00 - i FINALLY stunโฆ for once ๐
00:00 - oh youโre BORED in quar?????????? might i recommend EVERY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumbass
- my question about NFT apesโฆ have people never seen anything before?
- was your dad a: โข beatles dad โข stones dad โข who dad โข hendrix dad โข aaron copeland dad โข an alcoholic
- the amazing thing about chips is that they taste awesome and you can eat literally one million of them
- i donโt know what wordle is because iโve had sex
- just found out iโm not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.โAm I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a โhot woman?โโ
00:00 - just got my tubes tied (the pee pee ones. iโm sick of pee coming out!!! ๐ค๐ก๐คฌ no more piss for me, please)
- thought i was going Number Two, but accidentally went Number Three ๐ฌ๐ฌ
