girlfriend brain is so real, poor guy has been trying to figure out metro lines etc and I was humming a song and walking along, he asked me if I know where we are and I said “with you”
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- i was using my dad’s phone and noticed that he has been using the middle finger emoji thinking it’s the index finger pointing emoji 😭😭😭😭
- I now unironically say ok perf at work like those sylvanian drama TikTok dolls
- this new mom in my train just said “bro calm down” to her tiny baby
- when I have to do the paying job that I voluntarily applied for and got hired for
- Replying to @SatinTweetymy husband is saying i should tell him but what do i even say ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "dad, you've been giving all your clients and friends the middle finger"
- every girl with money and resources now wants to sell lipsticks suitable for brown skintones and it's just the same 5 shades but in different shaped bottles with different finishes, and everyone has the same "growing up i could never find lipsticks that suited me" founder story
