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Ross Sayers
@Sayers33
Author & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast (@ivegotanideapod) he/him
Glasgow, Scotland
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    Ross Sayers
    @Sayers33
    Oct 15, 2025
    Me and @yelhsaashton have started a podcast! Each week, either me, Ashley or a guest pitches an idea for a pod and we record a test episode to see if the idea is any good. Available all the usual places!
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    I’ve Got An Idea For A Podcast
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    Oct 15, 2025
    Clip from our first episode: "Podcast Heaven & Hell". Can you invent a sweetie? 🤔
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    Ross Sayers
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    Dec 26, 2019
    A year ago my girlfriend lost her favourite necklace. She was running for a taxi & it snapped & went down a drain. Little did she know I contacted the council & asked them to search the drain. So...this Xmas I presented her a Topshop voucher cause the Council told me to fuck off.
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    Ross Sayers
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    May 6, 2022
    Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours
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    Ross Sayers
    @Sayers33
    Dec 12, 2024
    Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.
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    Ross Sayers
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    Oct 25, 2022
    Babe the Silly Goose University just called... you got in
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    Ross Sayers
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    Sep 18, 2021
    Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating! Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise
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    Ross Sayers
    @Sayers33
    Jan 6, 2022
    It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.
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    Ross Sayers
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    Oct 17, 2022
    Dentist: do you eat and drink things Me: yes Dentist:
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    Ross Sayers
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    May 18, 2021
    Every 'rant' about 'woke culture' is just this
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    Ross Sayers
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    Oct 14, 2024
    My girlfriend just asked me if I could make her another couple bits of toast. She probably thought I'd need to get a second knife dirty. Wrong. I'd carefully rested the original knife on the edge of the sink. Been training my whole life for this moment.
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    Ross Sayers
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    Apr 15, 2024
    You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written* Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say
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    Ross Sayers
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    Jan 6, 2022
    Bro is everything ok? Those are some pretty deep song lyrics you've added to your MSN messenger display name
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    Ross Sayers
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    Feb 28, 2024
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    Ross Sayers
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    Dec 26, 2021
    Me being proposed to on Christmas day: this isn't my main present is it?