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Schmoz
@Schmozy
Some furry dork. 46. Married. No RP. No Minors.
Hagerstown, MD, USA
Joined February 2014
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Nov 24, 2024
    "You Are Safe With Me" or "How To Piss Off The MAGA Cult By Reminding Them They're Not The Only Ones That Can Exercise Their 2nd Amendment Rights" Also I'm a person of color, named Mohamed. Glock 17, 34 Rounds, 12 Yards.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Sep 2, 2024
    Time wears us all down.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    May 19, 2018
    I love my family and I'm always there for them anytime they need me... *eye twitch* Art by @skdaffle
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Mar 14, 2018
    Replying to @Enro_the_Mutt
    WELL, I WENT AND DID IT. ENJOY. Reality is that I'm a heavyset brown fella. Art by the amazing @skdaffle
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    Sep 11, 2018
    Hot take: The loudness of a vehicle's engine and/or exhaust is directly proportional to the driver's level of douchebaggery.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    May 7, 2022
    Watching all these furries lined up and ordering from Chik-Fil-A. Like, wtf y’all??? You do realize they’re taking your money and giving it to anti-gay and anti-trans organizations!!!
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Oct 11, 2024
    HAHA! TIME TO PISS A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF. If you unfollow me because of this, good riddance.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    May 11, 2018
    By the way, Brent considers white supremacy to be a political view. Do you still want to be like Brent?
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Jul 4, 2022
    Replying to @anthrocon
    Asking cops to play nice with a bunch of queer folk. Right.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Jul 31, 2024
    YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? (art by my wonderful friend ReynGoldfur.... just plug the name into whatever non-twitter social media site you frequent and you'll find him)
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Jul 31, 2024
    Hey Twitter, your balloons are borked. They're all congregating around my FACE!
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Sep 28, 2024
    Caution! Y'all about to ride the highway to the DANGER ZONE.
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    ⚜️CrowParade⚜️
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    Sep 28, 2024
    ⚠️CAUTION⚠️
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    Schmoz
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    Dec 6, 2019
    Recently, I joined a coyote-centric chat group on Telegram. It was full of alt-right, trump loving, gun toting bigots that liberally used the r-word, racial and sexual slurs, and terms like "welfare leech". AND mocking mental illnesses. I don't want to be a coyote anymore.
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Sep 28, 2023
    Can't believe I've been married to this dork @Bengaley for 5 years now! (art by @clairebearart)
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    Schmoz
    @Schmozy
    Feb 25, 2022
    Got these AMAZING acrylic badges from @silvixenart !! Thank you so much, Kita! They SPARKLE (difficult to see in photo, they look like white specks)
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