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Scott Aukerman
@ScottAukerman
Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.
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Joined March 2009
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    Scott Aukerman
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    May 9, 2023
    It is with a heavy heart i must announce I am no longer going to be posting on twitter dot com. And while I will miss the porn bots and people offering to pay my followers’ bills, the rest of you can follow what I’m up to at instagram and at
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    Comedy Bang Bang World
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    Scott Aukerman
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    Oct 28, 2018
    There should be one armed guard for every person, everywhere they go! We take turns, switching jobs with our guard every other day. Sundays we promise no one will leave their house
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Jul 30, 2020
    Weird closing thought!
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    May 24, 2019
    Hello! I’ve directed a movie and it comes out in a few months. 100% of the info you need is below:
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Jan 9, 2020
    Politics aside, it just sunk in that the guy who hosted an NBC game show was allowed to kill a guy, and it was BONE-CHILLING
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Oct 27, 2020
    YYYYITS BEEN
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    Kamala Harris
    @KamalaHarris
    Oct 27, 2020
    One week.
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Mar 3, 2019
    May god grant me the tenacity of a dental office trying to confirm an appointment
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Dec 28, 2019
    BEST FILMS OF 2019: 10. The Godfather Part II (rewatch) 9. Citizen Kane (rewatch) 8. Vertigo (rewatch) 7. Apocalypse Now (rewatch) 6. Bicycle Thieves (rewatch) 5. Casablanca (rewatch) 4. Raging Bull (rewatch) 3. Annie Hall (rewatch) 2. Taxi Driver (rewatch) 1. The Joker
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Jan 22, 2022
    “I put on-a da fat suit! I put on-a da bald cap! I talk-a like theeees!”
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    Deadline
    @DEADLINE
    Jan 22, 2022
    Jared Leto On His Metamorphosis Into Paolo Gucci In ‘House Of Gucci’ deadline.com/video/jared-le…
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Sep 16, 2019
    Please pardon the deluge of self-promotion this week, but I have a movie coming out Friday, and we’re all proud of it and want people to see it!
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    Scott Aukerman
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    Oct 13, 2019
    My new neighbor either loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers or IS one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I’m not sure.
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Feb 12, 2019
    It always makes me depressed to know a small percentage of listeners are dumb, vindictive assholes. I feel like there’s no arguing with them— nothing to do but block them, and let them know their rage and hate is not wanted by the show.
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Nov 24, 2018
    Fuck you, The New Yorker!
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    The New Yorker
    @NewYorker
    Nov 24, 2018
    A decade or so ago, podcasts were made by geeks, for geeks. Then came “Serial”: nyer.cm/cs9E3ba
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    Scott Aukerman
    @ScottAukerman
    Sep 3, 2019
    Here it is! The trailer for BETWEEN TWO FERNS: THE MOVIE, out September 20 worldwide!
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    Netflix Is A Joke
    Netflix
    @NetflixIsAJoke
    Sep 3, 2019
    Zach Galifianakis. Two ferns. A lot of famous people. Between Two Ferns: The Movie premieres September 20th.
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