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@SenseiCarl_
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    @SenseiCarl_
    May 16, 2025
    Life simply does not get better.
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    Dec 24, 2024
    Missed call from “Iraq” on Christmas Eve, I’m sure that’s fine.
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Jan 4, 2025
    The “worlds oldest person” seems to die A LOT recently
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    World of Statistics
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    Jan 4, 2025
    NEWS: 🇯🇵 World’s oldest person, Tomiko Itooka, dies at 116
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    Aug 24, 2024
    We spoke about the ‘Fly’ being an animal named after what it does. Fly. I’ve seen someone said the ‘Anteater’ is also this. It eats ants. Are there any more?
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Aug 30, 2022
    Vegan protestors in Harrods wasting milk. Very clever move. Create a shortage of milk by wasting it, causing the production levels to go up and more milk be made.
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Jun 11, 2024
    14 years ago? Fucking hell we’re all so old.
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    CentreGoals.
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    Jun 11, 2024
    🇿🇦🤩 14 years ago today, the 2010 World Cup began with this amazing goal from Tshabalala.
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    FIFA World Cup
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    FIFA World Cup
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Dec 25, 2021
    Fred has absolutely sent my mum for The Echo.
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Aug 31, 2025
    Milner the second youngest AND second oldest scorer in Premier League history. Be great if he gets both records before he retires!
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Apr 4, 2025
    31 seconds oh my fucking lord hahahahahahahaha
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    No Context Brits
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    Apr 4, 2025
    Did Captain America throw that wheel at the end?
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Jun 25, 2024
    “Play exciting football or be Jamaican..” Gareth Southgate:
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    Mar 22, 2024
    This is fucking unreal. I’d be there every week if Buckingham place had some kind of elephant circus going on constantly.
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Jun 11, 2024
    When you’re 45 seconds into the Macarena
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Aug 1, 2022
    Never forget. Possibly the single greatest moment in the history of this country.
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    @SenseiCarl_
    Feb 8, 2024
    The Saudi league is like if I was allowed to make a league at the age of 9. Every team gets 10 billion transfer budget and Triple H referees all the matches.
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    TC
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    Feb 8, 2024
    The Undertaker before the game between Al-Nassr and Al-Hilal… 😭😭😭 x.com/goalsRo/status…
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