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Shaky Barnes
@ShakyBarnes
International man of leisure. Generally interested in stocks, tech, economics, and demographics. I don’t have pronouns, I have verb tenses.
Texas, America
Joined February 2022
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Nov 10, 2024
    It’s not enough not to be woke. We must be anti-woke.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Nov 8, 2023
    Replying to @dom_lucre
    I like how they waited for her to get off 7 rounds then leapt into action.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Mar 29, 2024
    When my mother died we found the credit card banks were completely unresponsive to any earnest attempts to notify them of the death, and so failed to make proper claims on the estate until it was way, way too late. They lost out.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Oct 30, 2023
    Replying to @lporiginalg
    He also landed on the moon and invented the transistor.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Nov 5, 2023
    Replying to @crazyclipsonly
    Maybe somebody tell the French you don’t literally have to shoot each other in training?
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    May 17, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    It’s nice they repainted the house from dark gray to brown & red
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Sep 9, 2023
    Replying to @JonErlichman
    For people who don’t understand 45 years of dilution, even if the guy had never sold a share he would not still own 1/3, probably more like less than 1%. Lots of new shares issued over the decades.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Mar 17, 2023
    Replying to @DudespostingWs
    Meanwhile this company is complaining to everyone that the labor market is too tight and they can’t find any candidates!
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Jun 13, 2023
    Replying to @AbabakerA and @historyinmemes
    Sounds like this is not fossilization, but lucky preservation due to the ground conditions — peat bog, lack of oxygen or bacteria, etc. it’s rare though. Think of the 10’s of thousands of people who lived & died in the area over millennia — 99.9% did disappear.
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Aug 7, 2023
    Replying to @clownworld
    Why would a boy want her autograph, seriously?
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    May 15, 2023
    Replying to @WayneLee1078 and @historyinmemes
    Sheer ugliness, looks like
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Apr 10, 2023
    Replying to @elonmusk
    Elon is officially 13 years old
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Mar 11, 2023
    Replying to @greg16676935420 and @TerribleMaps
    Your outdoor law sprinkler doesn’t count and you need to stop doing that
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    Shaky Barnes
    @ShakyBarnes
    Dec 1, 2023
    Replying to @venturetwins
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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