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Simon Cooke
@SimonMagus
Retired. Write stuff that a handful of people read. Right but y'all ain't listening.
Bradford
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Joined January 2009
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Dec 8, 2019
    OK Twitter. Be real. How many of you actually went to a library in the last year?
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    May 29, 2023
    We should set about creating a nation where a 27 year old with a good professional job or an establish trade can afford to buy a home on that wage while still affording holidays, cars and nights out.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Dec 10, 2024
    This man stole £3m from the taxpayer. Worse he used false allegations to target innocent soldiers. He walks free. Some working class bloke says the wrong thing on Facebook and it is two years. This ain't right.
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    CourtNewsUK
    @CourtNewsUK
    Dec 10, 2024
    Crooked human rights lawyer Philip Shiner walks free after making false allegations about British soldiers carrying out atrocities in Iraq so he could claim £3 million in legal aid courtnewsuk.co.uk/?p=457111
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Sep 23, 2025
    For the first time in my life I am angry, upset and fearful about something my country has done. This is a truly terrible reward for evil that I can never excuse.
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    Yvette Cooper
    @YvetteCooperMP
    Sep 23, 2025
    Beneath the emblem of the United Nations, I confirmed the historic decision of the British government to recognise the State of Palestine.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Jul 14, 2024
    Look at the state of this ffs. We are governed by wet wipes. Here's the Brandenburg Gate for comparison
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    Metropolitan Police
    @metpoliceuk
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @MPSWestminster
    Please remember there are no outdoor screens showing the #EURO2024 final in central London. Many of the pubs are already full. If you were thinking of travelling in perhaps consider other options and remember to plan your journey home.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @JDVance
    Random Countries that fought alongside the USA in Afghanistan...
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Apr 3, 2024
    This is a nice house. And not a small one. But my earnestly held belief is that a house like this should be affordable to buy on the salary of a middle manager. Which is what it was in 1935.
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    Cal
    @SimpGanassi
    Apr 3, 2024
    This ordinary suburban London 3 bed house in Zone 4 metroland was built in the 1930s for ordinary middle class families. Today it costs almost a million pounds and you’d need to be in the top 0.5% of earners to be able to buy it on a mortgage
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Jan 6, 2024
    Replying to @samofsamshire and @christiancalgie
    The classic 30s hooded porch design is lovely too.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Jul 15, 2025
    Replying to @GBPolitcs and @joerichlaw
    For what?
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Jun 17, 2025
    Replying to @PippaCrerar
    Killing babies is not a reproductive right.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Oct 5, 2024
    The chip on this woman's shoulder makes her entirely unsuited to the job she holds. Her policy is driven by envy and spite.
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    Bridget Phillipson
    @bphillipsonMP
    Oct 5, 2024
    Our state schools need teachers more than private schools need embossed stationery. Our children need mental health support more than private schools need new pools. Our students need careers advice more than private schools need AstroTurf pitches. inews.co.uk/news/private-s…
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Nov 3, 2025
    Replying to @MayorOfWY @c40cities and @TracyBrabin
    How is swanning off to Rio helping West Yorkshire? We didn't elect a mayor to spend thousands jetting to conferences in expensive holiday resorts, we elected a mayor to fix our transport, improve skills and make our towns and cities better.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Dec 4, 2024
    Is was only a matter of time before Led by Donkeys joined all their trendy pals with some of that good old, down home Jew-hate. Dreadful people. And, yes, antisemitism is now an entirely acceptable form of racism for the urban middle classes.
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    Simon Cooke
    @SimonMagus
    Oct 30, 2023
    They are shouting at a shop. Just because it was founded 140 years ago by a Jew. A refugee from oppression and pogrom in the Russian empire. This is what antisemitism looks like. This is not about Palestine, it is about Jews
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    Biology Rules Ok
    @OkayBiology
    Oct 30, 2023
    Berlin 1933. The brownshirts held their rally then marched to a Jewish owned shop to make the staff & their customers feel unsafe. Glasgow 2023. The anti semites held their rally then marched to a Jewish owned shop to make the staff & their customers feel unsafe. #ScotlandsShame
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