“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
SimpsonsQOTD
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- “All these years, I should have been working on my act but I was too busy selling out. Now I'm just a tired old hack.”
- “Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
- “Nice PJs, Simpson. Did your mommy buy them for you?” “Of course she did, who else would have?”
- “And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.”
- “What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes. Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone.”
- “Wow, I wish I had an elephant.” “You did, his name was Stampy. You loved him.” “Oh yeah.”
- “And here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor; Duff Dry.”
- “Spare me your euphemisms. It's fat camp for daddy's chubby little secret.”
- “Yes, I hate it when things get worn out. Mmm... Socks... Welcomes...”
