Simpsons Quotes
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Simpsons Quotes
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Springfield
Joined May 2011
- "Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."
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🚨OZEMPIC USERS REPORT SUDDEN BLINDNESS IN ALARMING NEW STUDY Nine U.S. patients suffered vision loss after taking weight loss drugs Ozempic and Mounjaro. One patient went blind in both eyes within weeks of starting treatment. Doctors link the issue to blood vessel damage- "Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"
00:00 - Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? #solarstorm #auroraborealis
- "Good because I got a hot date tonight. A date. Dinner with friends. Dinner alone..."
00:00 - RIP James Earl Jones. This is indeed a disturbing universe.
