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Slava Malamud
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Slava Malamud
@SlavaMalamud
Soviet-raised math teacher in Baltimore, formerly a sports writer. Slava Ukraïni.
Baltimore, MD
slavamalamud.substack.com
Born December 25, 1974
Joined December 2008
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Jan 8, 2025
    The average price of a dozen eggs in America at the end of Biden's administration is $3.65. Pinning this for four years to see if it was worth all of this.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Mar 1, 2025
    Marge Taylor-Greene's boyfriend and a failed NYC casino boss thought Zelensky's outfit was disrespectful of their royal magesties. Guess who doesn't have a problem with Zelensky's clothes? The fucking king of England.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Apr 20, 2025
    I do not possess the intellectual or spiritual capacity to understand how America, which has spent 4 years losing its shit over Joe Biden's mental fitness, sees absolutely nothing wrong with this. Please, tell me, what the hell am I missing?
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    May 24, 2019
    I have just finished watching Episode 1 of Chernobyl on @HBO. My perspective is that of someone born and raised in the Soviet Union who has vivid memories of 1986, the catastrophe itself and how it was handled by the Soviet politicians and the state media...
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Aug 2, 2025
    "Why was the flight delayed for an hour?" "The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's okay now." "Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?" "No, we've replaced the pilot" (An old Soviet joke... Congrats, America)
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    Pete Buttigieg
    @PeteButtigieg
    Aug 2, 2025
    The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Mar 14, 2020
    Outside of the hockey rink, this is the maddest any Canadian is capable of being. Nuclear-level mad. Livid. This is how Canucks absolutely fucking lose it. Murderous Canadian rage.
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    Arash Markazi
    @ArashMarkazi
    Mar 14, 2020
    This Canadian kid's response to not being able to go to Disneyland this weekend is the best thing I've seen today. 😂
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Nov 20, 2022
    9 months ago, I was expecting Zelensky to be dead any minute. He is now on his third British Prime Minister.
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    MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀
    @Maks_NAFO_FELLA
    Nov 19, 2022
    Zelensky walked through Kyiv together with Rishi Sunak 🇬🇧🇺🇦❄️🌨️🤶☃️⛄
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Jan 1, 2018
    Think about this. The phrase "The Bills are in the playoffs" has never been tweeted, posted on Facebook, or uttered by an Uber driver. It has never been told over satellite radio. It has never been streamed. It has never been blogged or vlogged. It has been faxed, though.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Aug 24, 2024
    I think about him a lot. About his last decision: to choose to die a man among animals. About his country's decision to choose dignity and freedom, even at the risk of unimaginable suffering. We will not abandon Ukraine's heroic people. Ukraine is not going back. Ukraine will win
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Jun 30, 2020
    Wow, this is like Benghazi, only real.
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    The New York Times
    @nytimes
    Jun 30, 2020
    Breaking News: President Trump was given a written briefing in February on suspected Russian bounties to kill U.S. troops in Afghanistan, officials said. nyti.ms/2ZhiZL8
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Nov 27, 2024
    When Russia collapses again, and it will inevitably happen, the West should not repeat the mistakes of 1992. There should be no frantic efforts to preserve "Russian greatness" and territorial integrity. And, most importantly, no aid of any kind without full de-Putinization.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Feb 20, 2022
    The Russian TV announcer at the end of the game: "The Finns are grabbing gold medals with their little rats' paws." In case anyone out there is wondering what it's like when a country loses its goddamn mind.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Feb 24, 2022
    If tomorrow Russia is still a member of the world community, able to do business, participate in international organizations and kick fucking soccer balls around in World Cup qualifiers as if nothing happened, humanity has failed.
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    Slava Malamud
    @SlavaMalamud
    Mar 8, 2018
    1/ So, here is what's happening in the KHL, for those who still can't quite grasp the banality of evil, Russian style... The entire league has been set up this year to allow SKA to win. It's Putin's team, this is Putin's election year, it's chock full of OAR Olympians...

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