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Periodic reminder that Perseus, the first heterosexual man to challenge Medusa, could not keep his eyes off of her enormous yams and therefore was not turned to stone. There’s a lesson in that.
Slumdog_Chillionaire
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Slumdog_Chillionaire
@SlumRNA_Dog
D1 wrestlebrah, natural insemination coach, aristocrat of the hole, real woman respecter and femcel fever dream. USATT rating: 1226
Santa Monica, CA
Joined January 2022
- Airbnb boomers you have to be on fucking meth if you think I’m doing this shit
- This is why whenever I go to the doctor every 5 years or go I feel like I’m doing a public service. It’s like letting a mechanic who spends his whole life working on beaters pop the hood on a Ferrari, like go ahead doc, enjoy yourself.Had a case like this yesterday
- These people think real life is like StarCraft and if you build more universities you get more scholars but if you build more prisons you get more felonsjust so you know
- Indian guys going crazy in the commentsintroducing Waves, camera glasses for creators. record in stealth. livestream all day. pre-order now.
00:00Readers added contextRecording other People and on Private Property without knowledge or consent is illegal in many countries around the world, including the US. “Stealth” Recording people is also a crime in much of the world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photograp… - When the first black kids that moved into my neighborhood stole my Super Nintendo after we invited them over to play hot wheels with us. (My dad was from LA he got it back)
- From the river to the sea, we must set Hasan’s dog freeAll struggles are interconnected so there can be no true Palestinian freedom until Hasan Piker’s dog is free
- >Gay people make a gay children’s movie about being gay >nobody wants to watch it >execs order you to take gay parts out >the movie suddenly has no substance because the gay writer didn’t make the movie about anything other than being gay 🤷🏻♂️Per THR, multiple Pixar staffers have released a scathing report on Elio's development. Here are the key highlights: - Pixar massively changed Elio after the original cut was test screened, and not a single person raised their hand when asked if they’d pay to see the film in a
- >send your kids to public school >shitlib teacher troons them out >send your kids to private school >troon shoots them with ar-15
- Ayo this nigga was wearing medical gloves during Covid! 😂Take it down.
- Are those niggas literally just putzing around in the dead of night non stop?? Do they ever stop “milling about” ffs GO HOMEBREAKING: The first clear footage of India bombing Pakistan.
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The Holy Black Stone Of Mecca 🕋- I’ve been a stay at home dad for 48 hours while my wife has been on a work trip and I gotta say I really don’t see what’s so hard about this. The dishes are done, the kids are fed, they make it to school, I’m lifting weights in the garage and playing with the 3 y.o. like…
