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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
@SmalltimeJones
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Lincoln, NE
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    Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
    @SmalltimeJones
    Mar 16, 2022
    management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Jan 25, 2025
    the pizza place i ordered from had smiley potatoes as an optional topping and hell yeah i got em. my wife didn't enjoy the whimsy as much as i did, but they're growing on her
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Jul 25, 2024
    accidentally discovered edible dirt etsy and what the fuck is happening
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Mar 28, 2024
    my librarian friend just sent me this. love the classics
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Nov 27, 2024
    stand for the baja kneel for the blast
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Jun 17, 2025
    dolly parton's 9 to 5 is a great song about the frustrations of the working class and the realities of corporatist/capitalist labor conditions, but the thing i took away from it is that apparently people didn't used to have to be at work until 9 and i want that too
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Dec 9, 2024
    there's a zoo in belgium that puts otters in the orangutan enclosure for engagement and fun for both species. this has resulted in a glut of videos of otters stealing blankets from orangutans, which i've spent this morning watching at work.
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Nov 20, 2023
    kyle rittenhouse is trending because he drowned after getting his balls stuck in a jacuzzi jet. dude just filled up with water, balls first, craziest fuckin thing man
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Jul 17, 2025
    suck it crabs, the future is anteater
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    Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
    @SmalltimeJones
    Aug 23, 2024
    Replying to @TyphinaRex
    i usually pop in these stores just to do a lil farting
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    Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
    @SmalltimeJones
    May 22, 2025
    gonna extract some dna and make myself an oops all lincolns jurassic park
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Jun 4, 2025
    wife had a hard day so i got her a dr pepper, frozen cheese sticks and a bag of fritos and drew a happy lil heart real quick. she was very happy but told me in the kindest way possible that the heart i drew looks like something you'd find at a crime scene
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Aug 28, 2024
    one of my favorite little bits of lore is that 8 years ago darigold confirmed that yes, milkwalker was in fact a real design used on their cartons, but also they have no record of who created milkwalker. milkwalker simply is and always has been.
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    Darigold
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    Dec 27, 2016
    Replying to @strutting
    We appreciate the enthusiasm of the fans! Milkwalker was used in a safety campaign on Darigold milk cartons. Designer is unknown.
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    @SmalltimeJones
    Oct 18, 2024
    it's crazy that for just $1,800 i could buy this 200,000(!!!!) lumen stadium light and install it above my garage door with a motion sensor and blind everyone in a 3 block radius whenever a squirrel frolics by
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