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Spank Horton
@SpankHorton
Stand Up Comedian/Actor from North Philadelphia, Check out my podcast linktr.ee/undergrndlounge & Click link below for my website
Calabasas, CA
spankhorton.com
Born April 12
Joined May 2009
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Apr 7, 2022
    5yr goal: writing a movie as we speak gonna pitch that by the end of 2022, 2023 I will land a movie (hopefully my movie) or tv role, 2024 I wanna produce my own hr special for HBO or Netflix, 2025 do an international tour by myself, 2026/27 become a household name
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Sep 30, 2019
    Or if we follow u on twitter
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Apr 22, 2025
    I just wanna know what the conversation be about when u 54 and she’s 19
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    Spank Horton
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    Jul 24, 2017
    Y'all don't see 3 couples my nigga
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    ESSENCE
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    Jul 24, 2017
    Kevin Hart and Ludacris took their wives on a summer couples getaway #Baecation: trib.al/7kDdzxG
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Jun 11, 2024
    Y’all using inappropriate like he’s with kids smh they grown ass men I’m done with yall bullshit antics
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    HYPE+
    @HypePlusTV
    Jun 11, 2024
    Kevin Hart Called Out For 'Inappropriate Sleepover' With Kai Cenat: "Too Damn Old" - CH News Show youtu.be/M2QcXXBioCw
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    Spank Horton
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    Jun 19, 2025
    If da baby was white them niggas woulda said nothing to him, our culture so ass backwards
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    FearBuck
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    Jun 19, 2025
    DaBaby stood 10 toes down when ATL goons tried to make him check in 👀
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Aug 12, 2022
    Rip bro @TeamTeddyRay 🙏🏿
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    Spank Horton
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    Aug 16, 2025
    This how I be In la when im out, u gotta shovel through the snow to find ya black queen
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    Spank Horton
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    May 2, 2025
    The next time ya lady catch an attitude she gotta do the Dru Hills 😭😭😭😭😭
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    Spank Horton
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    Oct 23, 2023
    What smell gonna pop out
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    Hermaine M
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    Oct 21, 2023
    Gents what do you say to yourself at this time?😎
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    Spank Horton
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    Dec 26, 2023
    I’m in tears 😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Aug 13, 2022
    😂😭😂😭 y’all gotta chill
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Feb 17, 2024
    I started doing comedy at 22 living with my mother, I got a part time job (because I got tired of hearing my mothers mouth) at the airport so I could fly for free to help with my comedy career, I moved out at 24 and that’s when she realized oh he’s taking this comedy serious. I
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    Black Millionaires ®
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    Feb 16, 2024
    Desi Banks says when he first started in comedy, his GF, whom he wanted to be with forever, didn’t believe in his dream. “The money wasn’t coming in fast enough. She told me to go get a job, then, put me out of her house at 2 am.” Banks is now a millionaire.
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    Spank Horton
    @SpankHorton
    Mar 31, 2019
    Sad part is Nipsey bought that store cause the owner wouldn’t let the kids in the neighborhood hang around it smh for him to get shot in front of it is crazy