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Straston Calhoun
@StrastonCalhoun
un-PC satire and commentary | A brash, sardonic Jerseyite when I haven’t had my whiskey but a Southern gentleman all else
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Mar 30
    Which fursona species is most likely responsible for broken elevators at cons? If other, reply with it
    Horses22%
    Cervines4%
    Dergs20%
    Protogens54%
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Feb 11, 2025
    Fandom was founded by straight, cringey nerds from comic book conventions who drew hot anthro chicks and published mags like these
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Dec 28, 2024
    I present a time capsule to the 1990s fandom Sure, there was a significant gay presence but the artwork was overwhelmingly straight and had more female anthros
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    The Jaded Kitsune
    @KitsuneJaded
    Dec 27, 2024
    The start of "furry" is very well documented. Some of us were there. Some of us had friends who were. Some of us personally knew the artists that started it. We're not the ones trying to rewrite history. But hey, you just keep that head in the sand and under your block button.
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Feb 10, 2025
    Bro the amount of commie furries is actually upsetting
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    🦴⛥𝔭𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔶⛥🦴ARFF2026
    @PVPPYGVTZZ
    Feb 9, 2025
    Bro the amount of trump supporters furries is actually upsetting 💀
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Dec 27, 2024
    Everything wrong with the fandom summed up
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    ranger 🐶
    @ranger_shep
    Dec 27, 2024
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Dec 4, 2024
    As a high level scientist IRL, it takes years of hurdles to get through FDA approval with pipelines spanning many trials and reports You can’t develop a vaccine for a new virus like magic and say it’s safe You were the lab mice tested Nuremberg Code was violated
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Sep 1, 2025
    0 women in this picture, just soy, shame, and HRT
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    AntiquityOwl 🦉
    @FurryRespector
    Sep 1, 2025
    Late night Megaplex crowd destroyed the con's cardboard mascot 👀
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Apr 6, 2025
    What's that? Don't care, European this video makes me even more far right
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Nov 11, 2025
    Especially when the fandom started out with edgy straight nerds?
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    Libs of Furry
    @LibsofFurry
    Nov 11, 2025
    Can anyone explain why straight furries surprise the fandom🤷
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Apr 21, 2025
    What is it with the sharks and the whole T movement? I don't get it
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    Dark,Odd,Conspiracy
    @DarkOddCon
    Apr 20, 2025
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Jun 18, 2025
    Dogs don’t behave like a parasite and will save your life
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    ShitpostGateway
    @ShitpostGate
    Jun 16, 2025
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Jul 17, 2025
    A walking embarrassment to the fandom Even worse is it’s a dude underneath
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    no context furry
    @FurryNoContext
    Jul 16, 2025
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Nov 28, 2024
    Werewolf girls are indeed hot Dump your boring, bare skinned, normie gf for claws and maws
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    Major Tom
    @Gigabasedman
    Nov 27, 2024
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    Straston Calhoun
    @StrastonCalhoun
    Apr 19, 2025
    that's the saddest shep I've ever seen feel sorry for it And the holes in the door tell you how easily they lose their tempers
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