Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬 (@SureNigerian) / X

Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬

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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬

@SureNigerian

Serial farmer, cattle herder, dairy farmer , dry season vegetable farmer, Bee Keeper, After God and family, Nigeria comes next.. Die Hard AGBAFIAN

Joined February 2021

Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jun 14, 2025
My Cousin blocked me on all platforms, oh yes he's an Obedient. My offence ? Voting Tinubu. I just look am dey laugh. His brother was trying to intervene, told the OG to sit it out. This one is for life. Even our kids will not play together. That's a promise.
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jul 8, 2025
My landlord sold me his vacant plot , besides the house I'm living, not only that. Baba don tell me say I must comot him house in 2 years time. He doesn't want my rent money, he simply wants to see me build my own crib. "oga go build for that land make you comot my house" 🤣
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jun 21, 2022
Used to dislike Tinubu, till I searched my heart and could find no reason, apart from the general "he owns half of Lagos" bullshit talk. Many Nigerians are on this table, we dislike/hate people for no just reason. Change oh.
Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jan 15, 2024
Replying to @diaryofa9jagirl
Unfortunately we can't hear Ken's side of the story.
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jun 14, 2025
Replying to @AssetRaider
The current state of your brain deserves a knock
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jan 25, 2023
She was enjoying the drug baron gist till it touched her father M.K.O
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Apr 29, 2023
Replying to @Otunbakush1
This isn't funny at all oh boss, we are in a yahoo crisis
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Aug 21, 2025
Replying to @therealbelano
I remember this year. You were also a painter and produced your own paint too , I think 🤔💭
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jul 15, 2025
Replying to @iamklausenburg
Bed wetting no be by flogging Sha, some just don't have matured bladders yet... I for tweet more but make person go screenshot use "this you"? Finish me on day
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jun 14, 2025
Replying to @theoloriherself
I agree but this time, I want to meet him at his point of "pettiness"...
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jun 14, 2024
Replying to @Osi_Suave
He has 2 problems 1, Bad mgt/pr team 2, He doesn't listen, he lacks the ability to listen to anyone.
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Dec 18, 2022
After Dangote, next should be food . No food trucks should go to the entire east. We can't keep losing the lives of innocent drivers.
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Sep 30, 2025
Replying to @TheHN1C
You were really lucky they didn't pounce om you, because giving your size, that's what they tend to do, to reduce threats of resistance. Thank God sha oh, could have gone left , real fast.
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Sensational Farmer 🇳🇬
@SureNigerian
Jan 15, 2024
Replying to @jon_d_doe and @Chimezie1997
Agba this guy no try. There are a thousand ways to pass this message without humiliating the lady. Even if he no like the lady again, this one no be am. Men should do better.
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